by edgeToGoon January 27, 2025
A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy
John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs mom.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
by icantthinkofausername777 April 04, 2020
A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy
John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs dad.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
by icantthinkofausername777 April 04, 2020
When the boys lie, LIE out their butts to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.
*Although sometimes no oinking involved...
When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....
When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......
Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.
Until , ...during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his six of his beloved kittens.....................(audience shook /shocked)
—Billy No kill no kittens.
(Even more shock)
- Tommy HERE ,-> a victim of cop schmopping.
And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.....
you know Billy loved those kittens G..... he sure as fuck wouldn’t help you search for 6 hours for nothing.. not even if he was the killer.. stupidmothrrfycker
*Although sometimes no oinking involved...
When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....
When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......
Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.
Until , ...during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his six of his beloved kittens.....................(audience shook /shocked)
—Billy No kill no kittens.
(Even more shock)
- Tommy HERE ,-> a victim of cop schmopping.
And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.....
you know Billy loved those kittens G..... he sure as fuck wouldn’t help you search for 6 hours for nothing.. not even if he was the killer.. stupidmothrrfycker
Sisco: “ yo, wat happened in there?... you crack?...”
Kimmy: “shut the fack up sis’s!! Boys tol me wat you did with my GRandMAaaa, My AunTieee and my cousin Stacy, OKAYyyyyyy”
Sisco: “ You shoulda known I’d never touch your cousin Stacy, she’s fucking Down syndrome, you stupid clitch!You Got Cop Schmopped Ho, you got to go..” ( shoots Kimmy)
Sisco: “ you made me do this.....” ( walks away slowly)
Kimmy: “shut the fack up sis’s!! Boys tol me wat you did with my GRandMAaaa, My AunTieee and my cousin Stacy, OKAYyyyyyy”
Sisco: “ You shoulda known I’d never touch your cousin Stacy, she’s fucking Down syndrome, you stupid clitch!You Got Cop Schmopped Ho, you got to go..” ( shoots Kimmy)
Sisco: “ you made me do this.....” ( walks away slowly)
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by iamsassyfrassy January 30, 2018
we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 06, 2023