Foreskin Cookie

Like a fortune cookie, but made from a dehydrated foreskin instead of a cookie. Some studies indicate that as many as one in 30 fortune cookies may not be a cookie at all but actually just a crusty foreskin. Fortune cookie manufacturers are able to sneak this fact past consumers as many people fail to percieve any difference between a foreskin and a cookie. However, many culinary connoisseurs swear by the foreskin cookie, hailing it as superior to the common fortune cookie. Foreskin cookies are even a delicacy in many Asian cultures. According to ancient Chinese legend, the fortunes found in foreskin cookies combine to form a secret prophecy from Confucius himself.

I got Chinese take-out last night and it came with a foreskin cookie. It was exquisite.

by myno April 5, 2015

Cookie fart

queeffartvaginapussyair noun. Another name for Queef. More polite and child like, it portrays an image of air escaping from that majical place between a girl's legs which is velvety to the touch.

Mary giggled so hard that a cookie fart escaped her to her tittering surprise!

by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008

wet cookie

A male-based game in which a cookie is placed centered between a circle of 5-10 males. The men then have a contest to see who ejaculates last onto the cookie. The sorry soldier who spunks last must eat the cookie.

Matt had to eat the cookie because he climaxed last. Ew, there's cum on your cookie.

by Perro Grande January 9, 2004

Emo Cookie

Emo Cookies have become widely known on gaming website 'Kongregate Games'. Create by Meghan16, they are the yummiest and most depressed snack in existence (:

Meghan16: *Gives Danny an emo cookie*
DannyTehDood: *Eats Emo Cookie*
Meghan16: Was it nice?
DannyTehDood: Yeah *Flicks emo hair to the side*

by DannyTehDood December 27, 2009

Vomit Cookie

When one actually "tosses their cookies" and a full, undigested cookie comes out: a vomit cookie is created. The victim is obligated to eat the cookie by an unspoken oath, due to the extreme paradox of the situation. It is collectively undecided as to whether or not it is actually desirable to create a vomit cookie.

Steve was particularly dismayed when he tossed out a real vomit cookie. He regretted it severely, although he was kind of impressed at the same time.

by Tommyboy783928 March 16, 2008

cookie crumble

To strike a women in the vaginal area with either your hand or foot.

Jen: "If you sleep with my man again I swear I will give you a cookie crumble that you won't be able to recover."

by blakkkkkkeeeeee September 25, 2007

anal cookie

a piece of shit that comes out of the asshole

OMG that is one HUGE anal cookie !!

by B0B January 2, 2005