Cook

1. To excel or create success

2. To flame, make fun of

3. A situation which is unacceptable

1a. Let him cook
1b. I'm bout to cook up something nice

2. What are you wearing?! You will be cooked at school!

3a. Five-hundred dollars for school books?! Nah that's cook(ed)
3b. That girl is cook(ed), I'm not dating her.

by ObiJakobe April 28, 2023

Cooking the crawfish

The act of anal sex with a Cajun girl

He was cooking the crawfish with his new girlfriend last night

by Wilco264 May 5, 2023

Hailey Cook

If you ever met a Hailey Cook she will change your life into happiness if you were in depression. She is the most worthy, sweet, loving, and beautiful. She also will tell you wants been on her mind. If you meet a Hailey Cook, try to make her your girlfriend. It is worth it.

Person 1: is that Hailey Cook
Person 2: yeah she is the best girlfriend ever

by Horrorman2900 May 6, 2023

never let this man cook

What you say when someone, usually a musical artist, makes music so bad that they should stop doing it for an indefinite amount of time.

Person 1: *posts a hilariously bad song*
Person 2: NEVER LET THIS MAN COOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥

by an extremely depressed bandu May 7, 2023

Cooked Unit

/kʊkt ˈju .nɪt/
To be an absolute unit and have drunk a whole slab, Done a shit ton of drugs or are just simply tired.

- "Fuck man, Did you just do the whole bag cunt?! That was for everyone ya cooked unit!"

by Meatywack69 May 10, 2023

Cook my balls

When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles

Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.

by Gray Matter January 16, 2023

Nial Cooke

This guy is an absolute legend best known for his famous character Coolie C. Sadly he lost his champion title match against the West Side Washers also known as the WSW. Although he is no longer the champion he is never forgotten!

Nial Cooke opened his barista, coffee, book store called, Mr.Cookes cookbook nook w/ Coffee

Yo! Coolie C what is cracking fam! WAIT! THAT'S Nial Cooke

by Manhans69755 January 19, 2023