Cake Face

When someone walks around with makeup that looks like they slammed cake on their face.

That thot has a cake face like i don't we even know.

by ._XKittyBooX_. December 1, 2015

Cake Check

It is when you grab/slap someone’s ass or their “cake”

I cake checked her so hard

by Cakechecker February 11, 2020

cake rinsed

when you go to buy drugs from some random off the internet and get left with a bag of salt

drug user 1 : "aww man, i went to score some gear and cake rinsed me"

drug user 2 : "i fucking drove 2 hours to suck this dudes cock for rock but this cunt cake rinsed me with a bag of salt"

by harry jnr January 21, 2021

Jello cake

When you slap your ass and it jiggles like jello

I gave myself a nice jello cake

by Baker of the Jello Caker September 29, 2017

cake ass

1.) Used to describe man who is very romantic and usually very gullible

"Hey man, is Mike hitting the strip joint with us tonight?"
"Hell no, that nigga ain't coming wit us with his cake ass!"

by Brittany_notyourgirl September 19, 2005

taint cake

A crusty, rancid, solid or semi-solid deposit left usually on the front rim of a toilet seat. This is usually caused by a person who does not properly or adequately wash the space between their genitalia and anus (i.e. "taint") and, hence, the residue from said area is smeared across the seat and incubated (or "caked") onto the seat so badly that usually a vigorous scrubbing is needed to remove the viscous substance.

"Holy freaking God, Chris needs to wash his under-carriage. Just look at that taint cake he left on the seat."

by Crashmanshibby March 29, 2007

cake daddy

A male who totally consumed with his female partner. A cake daddy will abandon his friends, and spend all of his time with said female.

Man, he turned cake daddy on us and spends all his time with his girl.

by N.S.R. aka. MRS. DAGHESTANI February 23, 2006