horny cowboy

A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.
Did you see Matt the other day? Yeah he's a horny cowboy!! That girl would not get off his saddle.
by horneeslutt69 September 26, 2017
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Breakfast Cowboy

Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.
I woke up to Rachel giving me a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just propose tomorrow!
by bruhhurb December 03, 2020
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Breakfast Cowboy

Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.
Rachel woke me up with a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just marry her!
by bruhhurb December 03, 2020
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cowboy parked

parked completely sideways, as if you have never seen a parking lot before.
He cowboy parked the fuck out of that truck. Damn near in three different parking spots.
by big bear941 April 10, 2014
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dirty porcelain cowboy

Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.
Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy
by Art Izenkowskis March 24, 2024
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Cowboy coochie

When a female has coochie that lassos your penis so tight that sometimes it may get stuck and need surgically removed
by Sexer6996 March 12, 2022
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Knock-Off Cowboy

Farmers who identify as "cowboys" by utilizing phrases like "cowboys don't care" and acting as though it's a personality trait. In addition to wearing paddy caps and dealer boots, these individuals also known to get their eyebrows pierced. These so-called "cowboys" are con artists, not at all like the real thing.
“ Look at the man sporting a paddy cap over there. He definitely considers himself a "knock-off cowboy," I'm sure of it. Where is his cowboy hat, ffs?” “That eyebrow piercing is an ick” “Wait till they face the real deal in Texas they’ll be weak to their brittle knees”
by Jbunni March 10, 2023
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