couch king

The male version of pillow princess.

Man, that hookup sucked. He was such a couch king.

by Kation March 19, 2022

couch flower

a chic who could do something with themselves but opts for marathons of wheel of fortune, chain smoking and not seeing daylight for long stretches of time, but complains about being bored and having no friends online

that chic used to party ,but now she doesnt do shit but memorize the internet and watch gameshows! she really bloomed into a couch flower!

by yourmomsfb September 14, 2010

Couch Whore

One who sits on their couch (or any couch), and scopes for attractive people or celebrities on TV or in movies.

"The only reason she watches House is because she thinks Hugh Laurie is attractive."

"What a couch whore."

by philozopher99 January 22, 2012

couch potato

a lazy human that is stubborn and doesn’t want to do anything; lazy

See that bitch over there, she’s a couch potato

by glendasweeney November 27, 2019

couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

Couch litter

Debris and other various stuff that falls between or under the couch cushions.

Don’t through that couch litter at me!

I removed the couch cushions to vacuum up the couch litter.

by Americon187 July 24, 2021

Move a Couch

When you need to go and jerk off.

Yo guys i'll join back in the party in a bit i gotta go move a couch.

by anonymous June 11, 2021