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Breakfast of the Champions

The act of eating cereal with milk out of someones asshole
While doing Breakfast of the Champions, one should never use coco pebbles
by Eatyourwheaties October 7, 2018
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Champ (or Champing)

There are essentially two meanings to doing the Champ (or Champing), as commonly understood in private professional services firms (bankers, consultants, lawyers, engineers, etc.).

1) To pump your chest, back your shoulders, lift your chin and look straight ahead with the confidence of a 10 even though you are a 7.5. Generally used by finance and law bros in bars/clubs to try to seduce their female counterparts. Best paired with a Patagucci, deal sleds and an invitation to dad's closed-circle retreat in Montauk. Works once in a while.

2) To argue as though one is absolutely right when being completely wrong and backed by no supporting evidence.
1) Dude! I was in the restroom at 1 0ak and when I got out of the toilet cabin, I looked at myself in the mirror, winked, I Champed myself up and walked out. That superb blonde saw me with my Champ on right when I got out of the restroom and the deal was closed! We skipped the closing dinner and went straight to dessert!

2) The person Champing: "Dude! Have you seen these fake news about climate change? The reason why there are less and less glaciers on earth is because they fall off the earth when they arrive at the end and then float in space! Other glaciers will show up from within our beautiful flat earth in due course!"
The other person: "Fuck buddy, you're doing the Champ (or Champing) again!"
by FinanceMan April 15, 2019
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Breakfast of Champions

Boy, this sure is quite the breakfast your mother cooked us— a regular breakfast of champions.
by SomeDude22 April 27, 2019
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champ or champion

A new term derived from the city of Inglewood. A city in socal that is known for “City of Champions”.
Sup champ or champion, you got plans tonight?

Not at the moment, but I’ll hit you if I do champion.
by Xxtastelezz13xx January 16, 2021
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ping-pong championship

A term referring to marathon gay sex in which intercourse is so intense that balls slap back and forth between the partners like ping-pong balls and paddles.
"You shouldn't go over there right now, the newlyweds are back at it again with the marathon sex."
"A ping-pong championship? Again? They're ridiculous."
by lightgreysneakers March 16, 2021
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Breakfast of champions

A breakfast routine usually followed by champions or hoes involving jizz.
My school cafeteria offers great food, it truly feels like breakfast of champions.
by f me in the asssss September 27, 2021
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Discord Fighting Championship

A Discord MMA server, ran by BoiledEggRoll. It’s main purpose is to roleplay using custom bot commands. It’s acronym is DFC.
“Yo you heard of the Discord Fighting Championship?”
“Tf is that?”
“It’s a discord server you moron”
by Donkey#0989 December 12, 2021
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