board game

a game played on a board thats boring.

after playing the board game chess, I was bored out of my fucking mind.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

Board Heads

Used in txt conversations, a Headtype is when someone becomes bitterly dissapointed or frustrated, and mashes their forehead into the keyboard.

This usually, does not write much in the way of random letters, so there are 2 ways in which it is usually written.

1: A simple *boardhead*
2: A creatively selection of 4 keys that are close together, E.g, *ghbn*, *tgyh*, *erdf*, ect.

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: so wen am are you gonna be able to pay me back, im in need of the money..

Jeff, booh yeh says: What money?

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: umm, the 200 i lent you...

Jeff, booh yeh says: oh yer, sorry, i had to pay matt back

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: but u've only owed him cash fro like 2 days, mines going on 2 weeks!

Jeff, booh yeh says: yer, but he was there....

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: *yuhj tygh rtfh tygh polk uikj*

Jeff, booh yeh says: yer, sorry

(Board Heads in use from frustration)

by Cylixx April 14, 2006

board bitch

A "boardbitch" is a pet name given to a troll on a message board. Instead of outright banning the troll, the mods will keep the troll around to be the message board's "bitch".

Troll: "The Easter Bunny will kick your ass!"
The Board: "So? You'll always be our board bitch!"

by Thor Mentor November 7, 2008

argos board

a shit board that scallys and mark campbell ride.

look at that argos board

by chinko stu July 6, 2003

Dumm Board

Used to describe a very annoying girl who lacks common sense, mental capacity, kindness, and/or smarts; does not depend on looks.

That girl is such a dumm board.

by James Ostenberg August 8, 2003

Jonny Boardley

n. A sevearly inbred mentally retard.
adj. To fuck one's sister bare back and cum inside and have a new brother and son at the same time.
To work for powergen. Leave on taps. To derive sustinence only from meals from tins. To only be where he is today because of Sean. To be a mong.

person1>jonny boardley! who's fucked your sister?
person2>shes crying her eyes out!!!!

jonny>ME!!!! hahahahaha

by Ria Nona December 15, 2008

Slam Boar

filhy atrocious chummy rim jobbing trash

a brie cheeselike substance stuck in between beef curtains of a whores poonany due to lack of washing in weeks ie. a slam boar

by orgy69 April 16, 2009