Spooky Blumpkin

Its exactly the same as a regular blumpkin except just as your about to finish someone scares the shit out of you.

If you are enjoy feeling scared, relieved and good all at the same time give a spooky blumpkin a try.

by Hootiemike August 2, 2024

Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin

Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin - when a male is receiving a blumpkin and his fecal matter is a mixture of diarrhea and chunks

“Did you hear that Heather gave Scott a Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin? She said his shit was half liquid and half solid”

by Milf Destroyer 420 August 5, 2024

blumpkin

Blum pumpkins with blue hues

i went to the pumpkin patch and found a blumpkin for only $10. I had to buy it.

by joliketurtle August 7, 2024

Blumpkin Seed

When you pass gas while getting head. Similar to a blumkin.

She wanted to give me a blumkin, but I was just gassy so she just received Blumpkin Seeds

by WhatDFaulk August 8, 2024

Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, you’re shitting in a yard.

I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.

by HBlackCountryBlumpkin January 14, 2023

Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin

Modified Eiffel Tower while male receiving oral is taking a dump.

After Todd’s morning coffee he had to move the Eiffel Tower to the bathroom for a Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin.

by ToDDONUTS February 17, 2023

Chilly Blumpkin

When a male is given a blow job by a female while pooping in a portapotty in the middle of winter

She gave me the best chilly blumpkin.

by Loopdah March 27, 2025