by PinkPlasticJesus December 19, 2009
Get the he-bird mug.A friend or alibi who does fuck all all night let's you do the hard work, then sneaks in the for kill in order to steal snatch you have theoretically acquired. Usually a mute, but gains confidence after much intoxication.
Bloke A: Let me chat to these girls.
Bloke B: lurks in background and agrees.
3a.m Bird Stealer: 'Hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? I got some cheap Rum and a sofa from value village?'
Bloke B: lurks in background and agrees.
3a.m Bird Stealer: 'Hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? I got some cheap Rum and a sofa from value village?'
by Manilla From Vanilla December 14, 2010
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Get the mad birds mug.A species originating from the Island of Wemyss in Scotland. Currently residing off the coast south of Sydney, New South Wales.
Often found in Fitness First gymnasiums, benching over 120kgs and flexing their wings in side mirrors.
They are fond of cold showers and hate to argue with their real estate agents over appropriate heating facilities.
Often found in Fitness First gymnasiums, benching over 120kgs and flexing their wings in side mirrors.
They are fond of cold showers and hate to argue with their real estate agents over appropriate heating facilities.
by Nickel West March 12, 2008
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the theory is that of you piss them off they will shit all over everything of yours and your neighbors.
the theory is that of you piss them off they will shit all over everything of yours and your neighbors.
Beth: i have this theory of why the birds are shitting all over everything; we cut down those trees and now they are pissed off at us.
mike: you should call it the theory of bird shitivity.
mike: you should call it the theory of bird shitivity.
by Travis Seedil April 20, 2008
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