Tandoori beef

When a man sticks his penis up a womans pussy when she's on her period. The penis becomes red from the blood like the color of Indian tandoori chicken.

I let a chick suck on my tandoori beef.

by Chupacabra97 May 15, 2011

Beef The Shark

When a ferociously stinky fart erupts from the anus, causing disgust amongst the people around you.

*friend farts*
"Dude, did you Beef The Shark?"

by MathiasBelmondo August 14, 2013

Beef it up

To stink up the bathroom

After eating that Taco Bell, the bathroom is in trouble as I'm going to beef it up

by JC_1984 August 23, 2017

Pit beef

The name for the pooch of skin that women get between their armpit and boob.

I love this dress, but I hate that my pit beef is showing.

by Titsmcgee79 December 1, 2016

Beef Tongs

Another name for the Labia sisters (Pussy Lips).

She's all beef tongs, so I sprained my tongue.

by nine9nine July 23, 2008

Australian beef

one of two non-beef-related products:

1) McDonald's meat patties

2) my Australian cock

have you tried Australian beef?

by assbastard April 17, 2007

Beef Wellington

A term that identifies a guy who is hot or good looking. Usually wears tight jeans, checkered shirts and band shirts. May have piercings, flesh tunnels and tattoos. Their hair should be fairly long with a fringe. It helps if they have a good music taste.

You are with a group of people and you're walking down the street. You spot a guy, that you think is looking good, so you state to your friends 'Beef Wellington!'.

by BicciIsSexy January 4, 2011