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Bean Effect

The Bean Effect is when a top tier bum that lives off of McDoubles, Golf, and Nicotine somehow finds a way to have multiple females hypnotized through his malicious, womanizing ways leading them to believe he loves them. The Bean Effect may also cause the male to have outrageous thoughts such as believing he can love more than one female at once.
“He’s got a girlfriend.. why can’t I stop fw him??” “Because luh shawty das da bean effect
by Can I hit your alto? August 6, 2021
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tuna beans

The result of a man placing his ballsack into the midst of a swampy vagina, steaming with putrid stinch.
"BRO, I pulled out my balls so fast, but it was too late. I got them tuna beans."
by eatpizza October 24, 2011
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michael bean

A micheal bean is a guy who is always hanging around and often wears funny hats. No one knows how he makes a living. He has lots of interesting ideas.
The patio is busy this morning, lots of michael beans hanging out here today...
by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017
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bean lord

Akkey is a bean lord.
by K9RoryRose December 27, 2013
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dry beaned

When a dude has already ejaculated so many times that he just shoots a ghost load on you.
"Chad had already came five times that day so he just dry beaned me."
by Harry Fatazz January 2, 2018
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Chip Bean

The harmonious blend of bean and chip, which creates a sensation of the tongue, close to that of intercourse. Also described as "perfect", or "immaculate" it creates a combination of flavours undescribable by any other means than trying it
*Dinner lady*:"what would you like love?"
*Polish unit*:"Chip bean"
by Golem O'Hara January 18, 2019
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Mason Bean

Mason bean is such a gay danus he needs to quit life.
by elizabethaaaaa January 21, 2019
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