booty bandit

for someone (usually a male) to steal your girl!

man1 hid yo girl he's a booty bandit!

by -_-ll January 8, 2020

STICKY FINGER BANDIT

Someone who steals from stores. A klepto .Anything with a price tag, gets took. Stolen, put in your pockets, your underwear, your bookbag , its coming out that store. And you aint paying for it ! , its like the old 80s 90s saying "that badd azz boy has sticky fingers!". Sticky finger bandit, is not to get confused with a crackhead who breaks into cars or houses. More like a pro retail theft. Retail klepto

Suburban timmy - "how did markus get all that candy , soda , and spray paint? I didnt see his mom give him money earlyer, and hes only 11 theres no way he able to buy spray paint !"

Suburban Conner- "Yea markus is so freaking k00L he steals everything ! Him and all his friends are STICKY FINGER BANDIT'S ,"

Markus- "thats right bois, one day you guys can be kool like me, thats if your balls are big enough, toodles suburban nerds!"

by UrbanDictionary.OG October 14, 2023

bed bandit

One who drunkenly passes out on another's bed or couch without permission.

Keri passed out on the couch after the party, fucking bed bandit.

by ThorV April 12, 2016

Booty Bandits

A gay ass facking crew that fingers other guys.Rip for the kids who were the victims.

Booty Bandits are gay.
Don't get fingered by the Booty Bandits

by Soucj skfjl May 27, 2018

bandit

A Scottish way of saying bastard

Oi ya bandit, why you talkin' oot the windae

by crypt_ August 4, 2018

bandit

It didnt go the way it was meant to go; as planned. Rather: "It went bandit".

Person being interviewed by police may lead police to believe he / she is 'having the job' that is: going to 'cough to the job'. But during interivew the person being interviewed admits to nothing / gives misleading information or goes 'no comment'. This then is going 'bandit' at interview.

by songthrush August 11, 2009

Big Dick Bandit

A guy who has a massive penis that steals another’s man’s girlfriend.

The man at the club said, “Watch out hood your girlfriend right, here comes the big dick bandit”
Chris Garza is the definition of a big Dick bandit

by Themanmythlegendbandit December 18, 2023