burnt bacon

What you get when you put a slice of bacon in the microwave for 24 hours straight.

I wanted some bacon, so i put that shit in the microwave for 24 hours. Any ya know what? when i came back it was burnt bacon. Fuck.

by jOrg! December 28, 2005

Hairy Bacon

The hairy flaps of a lady garden

She had hairy bacon!

by Oakum April 1, 2009

street bacon

Due to the crappy dollar, politicians are now using whatever they can as bribes for votes. Since then, we've seen an explosion of street bacon in certain urban areas.

Hillary Clinton needed PA votes so she sent her peeps to Philly to hand out street bacon for support.

by Gbauer April 30, 2008

bum bacon

a bum that has not been washed for over a week, so it is sweaty like bacon grease.

i have well bad bum bacon today

by mchyporoob December 16, 2007

bacon roll

word that can be used for vagina

"let my see your bacon roll"

"let me stick my sausage in your bacon roll"

"would u like some mayonaise with that bacon roll?"

by katie adderley June 15, 2006

bacon beeots

What urban thugs put on their salads.

Hey mufucka pass me the bacon beeots for my salad damnit

by Justice October 16, 2002

Bacon Fingers

the smell of your fingers after putting them in miss piggys twat

kermit the frog has bacon fingers

by gage camber January 2, 2008