BACON

"Bitch Acting Crazy Over Nothing."

Don't listen to her, she's just a BACON.

by jhonen202 June 28, 2008

bacon shirt

(noun) a shirt that guys put on in the morning to make bacon so the grease doesn't burn them.

When i woke up this morning, i put on my bacon shirt before i cooked.

by thegirlintheroom December 19, 2009

canadian bacon

Pen name of a somewhat well known "writer" of professional wrestling online. Canadian Bacon likens himself an "insider", even though it's fairly obvious he doesn't know what he's talking about. It is not known if Bacon is really as stupid as he seems, or just pretending to pull over a gag. Bacon is also obsessed with his home province of Saskatchewan, sticking his fingers in things, and talking about his testicles. He is generally despised.

"Canadian Bacon is either the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever read, or he's a comic genius."

by TitoPuente September 26, 2005

bacon grease

n. police issue pepper spray

Fucking pigs and their bacon grease and loose ethics.

by Vegawrap January 24, 2009

bacon juice

false accusations/lies given by law inforcement

Officer Pigenson fed the judge nothing but bacon juice.

by Juan E. Ramos aka decoy July 30, 2007

Bacon

The Best Food Ever.

Person 1: I haven't eaten in Days
Person 2: Have some Bacon
Person 1: Thats the Best Food ever!!

by I<3Bacon March 13, 2010

Bacon

a guy that you find hot or crushable or even just a guy you might possibly think your attracted to. Each guy is a separate piece of bacon

Salley: I think I met a guy!

Mary: Ohhh! Bacon?

by harrypotterishotter September 6, 2011