by Saggytiddies November 13, 2020

by kiyahcoolcat April 9, 2019

Someone who is only with someone else for their money, popularity, or good reputation. They dump the person as soon as things start looking bad for the person.
Fair Weather Boyfriend/Girlfriend:
1.
A- "Hey, have you seen Lauren's new boyfriend?"
B- "Yeah, I've seen him with some other girls before. He's a total fair weather boyfriend."
2.
A-"Zeke, where's Amy? Did she dump you?"
B- "Yeah, I'm poorer than a hobo now. Amy found out and broke up with me, what a fair weather girlfriend."
1.
A- "Hey, have you seen Lauren's new boyfriend?"
B- "Yeah, I've seen him with some other girls before. He's a total fair weather boyfriend."
2.
A-"Zeke, where's Amy? Did she dump you?"
B- "Yeah, I'm poorer than a hobo now. Amy found out and broke up with me, what a fair weather girlfriend."
by FlyingNinjaRightBehindYouRUN June 3, 2011

Girl: "My boyfriend is such a golden retriever boyfriend like omg"
Everyone else: "So your boyfriend is essentially your dog then?"
Everyone else: "So your boyfriend is essentially your dog then?"
by Spazzmen77 October 4, 2023

Emily: "Holy gosh, you are the best boyfriend! If I were to give you a specific scientific title, it would definitely be Homo optimus!"
Best Boyfriend (Homo optimus)
Best Boyfriend (Homo optimus)
by Evelyn Noah August 22, 2011

by Get a bf or gf rn November 21, 2019

June 10, National Boyfriend Day, a day to celebrate the man that has made your life the best (or the worst). Really just a celebration for love! (With a man)
by Skeetyboy69 June 9, 2019
