Schrodinger's Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob while at a sex party (sexoska) and almost falling asleep next to the love-making male-female couple who might happen to be your friends and are hidden under the blanket. It is usually linked with a dilemma of whether to look under the blanket or just let it be.
Hey pal, I was getting a Schrodinger's blowjob yesterday but really had no idea whether it was Andy or Mary schmosomimly sloppily blowing me.
by higlandoutdoordaddy December 22, 2022
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Schrödinger's Blowjob

A thought experiment involving a blindfold, a guy, and a girl. While blindfolded, you receive a blowjob from one of them, but you don’t know who. The act remains "not gay" until the blindfold is removed. As long as you don’t look, it’s assumed the girl is doing the job—thereby keeping things hetero by default.
Bro, I got a Schrödinger's Blowjob, I think the dude sucked my dick because he was wiping his lips afterwards.
by dingusdugglas January 29, 2025
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fifty-candle blowjob

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.
She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.
by soupbee November 06, 2014
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Red blowjob

Where a female sucks you off with red pepper flakes in her mouth.
Dude this girl gave me a red blowjob last night. I had to use milk to cool my dick off.
by Janewilliams September 23, 2021
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Spaghetti Blowjob

When you give a blowjob right after eating very saucy spaghetti and gag on that thang, causing the spaghetti to make a reappearance; throwing spaghetti up during a blowjob.
"Yea I had a date with my girl lastnight!"
"Oh yea? How'd it go?"
"Oh not bad, she ended up giving me a spaghetti blowjob!"
"Hell yea!"
"Yea noodles came out her nose!"
by SpaghettiMaster69 April 22, 2025
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Ural's blowjob

When prostitute gives you a terrible blowjob, but refuses to give your money back
Yesterday that whore gave me Ural's blowjob
by George Orwell210 February 19, 2021
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bloodsucking blowjob

When a male intentionally gets mosquito bites on his cock, then gets a girl to suck on it.
Ice: I heard that the high school football team got bloodsucking blowjobs.
Sky: Give me a moment...
(grabs a barf bag, then vomits)
by Blues and Dumbness May 07, 2019
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