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The Italian Birthday

When you go to an upscale restaurant in a major city with a strict dress code (the kind of place that lends out a jacket to the sap that forgot his at home) without a jacket, a ridiculously colored pair of pants, and an obnoxious bow tie or better yet in shorts, flip flops and no tie, either way with your sleeves rolled up. You then manage somehow to be seated against the establishment's policies. Shortly thereafter you are sung happy birthday in Italian by a portly employee. For additional fun, go to the bathroom all the way across the restaurant in your shorts, thereby giving everyone a second look at your audacity.
Guy 1: She didn't tell me the place would be so fancy. I was insanely underdressed.
Guy 2: So, what'd you do?
Guy 1: What any man would do. I went in there, met her dad and brother, and pulled The Italian Birthday.
Guy 2: How'd that turn out?
Guy 1: Oh they hate me, but it was funny as hell.
by R-Dizawg July 20, 2013
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Birthday Donut

A crude term for a man’s asshole — the “special treat” he’s been sitting on since birth.

Phrase origin: combines “birthday suit” (naked) with “donut” (a round shape with a hole), creating a tongue-in-cheek term that’s equal parts ridiculous and vivid.
“He was talking big until someone threatened to glaze his birthday donut.”
by Birthday Donut October 14, 2025
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Super soft birthday

A bunch of weirdos getting together dressed as fairys
Let’s be fairy’s and party a super soft birthday party
by Word hod October 12, 2021
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birthday

The remembrance of the time when you were set up for a life long suffering.
by Goodstuff123 September 23, 2021
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birthday lemur

When you and someone else are one day apart for birthdays
Omg ur birthday is a day after mine?? We’re birthday lemurs!
by alvinsimp69 July 20, 2023
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birthday

The moment when your Mom buys you treats (or even take you eating out) at the same day you started being mature enough to realize how immature you've always been, e.g. when you had just started writing your final paper on October 2012 even though your upcoming birthday was still on Tuesday, April 2nd 2013 — whereas your birth date is Tuesday, April 2nd 1991
My birthday is that bittersweet moment when my mom treats me to something nice, like a dinner out, while I reflect on how I've finally started realizing just how immature I've been—like when I started writing my final paper in October 2012, even though my birthday on Tuesday, April 2nd 2013 was just around the corner from my birth date on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991!
by Emotional Cruiser October 26, 2025
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birthday wish rule

the belief that telling someone what you wished for won't come true. similar to when you wish for something on your birthday before you blow out your candles, and you can't tell anyone what you wished for because it won't come true.

the birthday wish rule applies mostly to the law of attraction.
teacher: "what are you planning to do after high school?"

intellectual student: "if it tell you, it won't come true. birthday wish rule. sorry not sorry."

in this situation, the teacher could end up being a mean person and try to use your aspirations against you. for example, if you want to be a famous pop star, they might bully you and make you lose hope, telling you that you'll never amount to anything. of course, they could also be supportive and become a day one. it's up to you. it may involve risk, but it's up to you. always.

to fail and grow is not something you might always want to avoid.

much love !! hadn't seen this word anywhere so decided to create it :)
by minuterie August 26, 2024
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