Great guy. Not terribly talkative. Likes cows, farming, and sometimes will put up Christmas reindor decorations in the beginning of November. Seems to be attracted to Tories.
That Austin is a great guy!
by “Them” November 28, 2021
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The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.
"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
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Get the Austin mug.A guy who doesn't listen to you when you give him real advice. He tends to go the way he wants to with his choices rather than whats best. May cheat on you so beware!
by TheAudacityYouHave February 28, 2022
Get the Austin mug.A funny caring idiot Austin's loveable and he's someone u need in your life he can be rude at time but he's amazing he's cute and many more things
by Courtney_love January 1, 2021
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by Them Niggas March 10, 2019
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