The mathematical function that describes how you can’t really get all of the shit off your asshole by wiping. It is asymptotic and tends towards 0 as a function of number of wipes, but never quite gets there.
With a bidet, it’s actually possible to clean your asshole completely. Wiping just follows the asshole asymptote.
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by 4somefun December 12, 2014
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I don't trust that politician/commentator/etc. because he often wears an asshole shirt on camera.
Look out! The boss is wearing an asshole shirt today.
Look out! The boss is wearing an asshole shirt today.
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