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Alaskan Baseball

When you’re giving a blowjob and instead of moving your lips up and down, you spin your head around the dick while you have your mouth on it. You do this enough times while the guy lays down so you’re dizzy. If you spin too much, you’ll throw up on his dick, and that will (not) be pretty.
Hey baby, you want to try a new position tonight? How about Alaskan Baseball? I want to make you spin!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 28, 2019
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Alaskan Sweet Spot

Hey! You got somethin white on your Alaskan sweet spot
by OxyAlaskanSweetspot November 21, 2019
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Alaskan Sweet Spot

Another word for an eyebrow. Pretty simple.
Hey! you got somethin white on your Alaskan sweet spot!
by OxyAlaskanSweetspot November 21, 2019
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Alaskan Nachos

Alaskan Nachos are an unholy combination of seared cod, mushrooms, bleu cheese, kalamata olives, dijon mustard, tomatoes, and sriracha wrapped in an unasuming cheese quesadilla. Eaten with a horseradish sauce to really tie together the atrosity of a meal you are consuming.
Chris: "Ooh, let me get a bite of that Alaskan Nachos"

David: "No way man, I need every last bite of this glorious delicacy"
by ErikZona February 1, 2020
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Alaskan Rodeo

Shitting on a girls chest and spreading as much shit on her as you can while eating her out.
Hey Daniel I held an Alaskan rodeo on Susan for 3 whole minutes last Friday.
by SlothO April 12, 2020
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Alaskan Gravy Fountain

A disturbing sexual act in which one or more partners consumes copious amounts of Taco Bell or Del Taco. After a few minutes have passed, the consumers will do a handstand and proceed to have violent diarrhea, shooting it at an arc into the air and onto the face of another participant, much like a fountain. The messier, the better.
Danny got a serious case of pink eye after He, Jimmy and Allison tried the Alaskan Gravy Fountain.
by CDRTickledick August 11, 2020
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alaskansnail

a being of pure aim and stupidity can be slow or fast but not in between
that man is an alaskansnail
by anonymous October 27, 2020
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