Adam

I'm Adam.

I'm Adam.

by cornershoe October 4, 2023

Adam

A fucking pussy ass 5ft 8’ bitch

That guys An Adam

by Meqoqooqooq October 10, 2023

adam

Adam is a mug especially if it is followed with the word Murphy

adam is a mug

by pu33yslayer12345678 October 16, 2023

Adam

a person who really enjoys logging people's ips

"Dude you're being a real Adam right now!"

by blahblahblahed385 October 20, 2023

Adam

Adam is a very special guy, with lots of friends! Or not, and that's okay too! He is very good at doing things and is proficient at stuff, making him very useful to people and society in general or perhaps specifically? Adam is a handsome boy, but maybe not everybody can see that, and thats okay. Somebody will love you one day! Either way, I'm sure your mother loves you, unless you don't have a mum, in which case... unlucky, I guess. Adams are generally well liked by most people because of their fantastic name, gorgeous hair, long/short fingers (if your fingers are medium size just leave) and ability to control minds. Adams should be proud to be so special and unique and totally not on the spectrum, and live every day as if it's their last (it might well be).

Mummy: Who's a special boy
Me: me.

(Adam)

by ijrenabmada October 23, 2023

Adam

your number one hater.Will try and bring you down on any victory, big or small you achieve and will try to sabatage any future ones aswell.

Person 1:"I aced my math test today"
Person 2:"You suck i aced 5 math tests kys"
Person 1:"Stop being such an Adam"

by Beno1t November 3, 2023

Adam

Amazing best friend, British, Great singer, good looking and the one friend you will do anything for. A certified therapist that cures your depression in 1 week. I wish i met him before, but im glad i have this time with him

Ivan: Hey, who is the best friend?
Sam: Oh you already know
Both: ADAM!

by Sam2782 December 11, 2023