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Furry hater

A group of immature kids normally 12-13 but sometimes 18 year olds who hate people that cosplay as animals. Yes, cosplay.
Normally equipped with unfunny nazi jokes, and nerf guns these people will randomly bully younger furries for having fun, because how dare they have fun.
They're also commonly known to use terrible furries in the fandom as an example for bullying random people who did nothing wrong.
Person 1: "Stupid furry, I'll shoot you."
Person 2: "Why are you talking to me, I've never seen you in my life. Also that's just a nerf gun."
Person 1: "Because this other furry was being a pedo even though most pedos aren't even furries."
Person 2: "... so you're a kid who didn't get enough attention growing up and decided to be a furry hater to compensate?"
by Random user 3858384 March 23, 2022
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Straight Furries

They don't exist, they are just undercover FBI or CIA undercover agents.

Beware of them.
-Im Straight.

-But aren't you a furry?.

-Yes.

-Straight furries don't exist, you are an undercover agent.
by InorganicFurryTrash May 14, 2018
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anti-furry

A brainless 6th grader that has nothing better to do other than bully complete strangers on the internet
All jokes aside, an anti-furry is a person who absolutely despises the furry community. They will bully a furry without getting to know them.
Furry: hi
Anti-furry: *calls the police*
Furry: ...
911: 911, what's your emergen-
Anti-furry: 911, this is an emergency. A furry is in front of me.
911: dawg, get to know them first *hangs up*
Anti-furry: Guess I gotta get the AK-47...
Furry: wth
by Pannwinner1 April 23, 2023
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Furry hater

Similar to an anti-furry but different
Furry haters hate furries for no reason at all
If you attempt to ask them why they hate furries, they will just become condescending and likely antagonize you.
Furry hater : I hate furries
Furry : why
Furry hater : Well, I wouldn't say I would have a reason to do so
Furry hater : But of course, don't those anti-furry guys say you guys are zoophiles?
Furry : is that your reason to hate us-
Furry hater (cutting them off) : "Is ThAT yoUr ReaSonTo HAtE Uss?" Shut up, and leave me alone.
by banflimflam April 24, 2022
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Furry Month

Furry Month Is In May 22nd Until September 30th

Every Year Anti Furries Have No Chance For The Furry Fandom. Furry Month Is To Appreciate Furries Because They Always Get Death Threats Every day So We Will Appreciate The FurryFandom
It's Furry Month

Me: Yes It's Furry Month
Anti Furry: Oh No Not Furry Month
Me: Yes Furry Month
by Some Autistic Furry OwO May 20, 2023
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No furry February

No furry February; a month where furries try and draw humans instead of anthropomorphic animals, just a fun challenge for furries.
"oh you're drawing a furry oc? It's no furry February, gotta draw humans instead.*
by MonkePossom September 13, 2021
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Furry Fisting

Verb

1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.
Grandma was some pissed on Sunday when she caught me furry fisting myself. Not sure if it was on account of all the giz or cause I spilled all the mints outta her pockets.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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