zunti

another name for a woman's "private parts"
pronounced zoon tie

It's Saturday night...I'm going out to get a little zunti

by honeybabymommy January 9, 2007

Zunited

N. A community based around the Microsoft Zune. This community includes news, podcasts, forums, and more. Homepage: zunited.net

zunited.net
zunited.net/zunehd

by ZunePsycho July 10, 2009

zunicorn

'zunicorn' or 'zoonicorn' as it is sometimes spelled, is when an animal deficates on a zoo keeper engaged in the act of bestiality and pieces of corn stick to the zoo keeper's member.

I got some zunicorn stuck in my shoe.

by The Terrible Taster October 29, 2009

zuni

A queer who gets their hair shaved from either losing a bet or a present. Usually described as a loser who nobody likes.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm getting my hair shaved!
Guy 2: No! Don't be a zuni! You'll get laughed at!

by haydense April 14, 2008

Zuni’s Law

Originating on May 9th 2020, Zuni’s Law describes the phenomena where internet users—many of whom have no prior knowledge of the subject—will follow any internet trend or bandwagon, and attempt to reproduce it nonsensically in poor quality. Many instances of this law include theft of other people’s ideas or work and attempts to rebrand it under the current trend. Zuni’s Law was established by iFunny user Zuniroa following the observation that many iFunny users began writing their own “laws” following the popularity of Bidoof’s Law and Garf’s Law. The most famous of these poor-quality laws is Kes’s Law. Kes’s Law differentiates itself from Bidoof’s and Garf’s laws in its idiocy due to the fact that it’s not an original observation of internet behavior, it’s merely a shoddily-made renaming of the Illusory Truth Effect.

Kes: “Yo dude these people keep joking about femboys, and now they like femboys! I think I could call this Kes’s Law just like Garf’s Law!”

Sensible Human Being: “That’s just the Illusory Truth Effect, retard. Zuni’s Law applies here.”

Kes: “Wait, isn’t Zuni’s Law itself an application of Zuni’s Law?”

Sensible Human Being: “Well, shit. You got me there.”

by Zuniroa May 10, 2020

Emiliano Zuniga Canales Jr.

lmao hi

Emiliano Zuniga Canales Jr. hello

by Ballsarejuevos April 5, 2022

Zunairah

Zunairah has no shame and will take your food if you offer her. Zunairah is straight up honest. Can be mean at first but get better and kinder as the time goes by. Be mean to her and she will be mean to u. Good person but can be very boring to talk too.

Zunairah: Oh hi... Im cold... :P

(your name): ok... (gets bored)

by ur mums daddddddd June 5, 2020