Epic gamer. Comedy Goddess. Loved by Ratatoing and Sex. Mother of Alligator John. Hotter than any Sebastian out there
by Seabass5678 February 01, 2020
If you know someone who is named Zoey, she is probably a Weeb and she is probably Gay or Bisexual. Her personality is probably pretty chill and weird but when you first meet her, she can be a bitch.
Zoey is the type of person to try and help you through as many problems as possible, she probably loves the movie IT and will always talk about IT.And no matter what happens she will always try to stay your friend
Zoey is the type of person to try and help you through as many problems as possible, she probably loves the movie IT and will always talk about IT.And no matter what happens she will always try to stay your friend
by oofbeans December 07, 2019
In certain cases, also refers to an outsider who makes it clear he/she's an outsider, going as far as to make fun of the outsiders to make him/herself look more outside. Will use false accusations and stereotypes to fulfill this. Has no reputable evidence or proof, facts are lacking, and he/she sounds like a total imbecile doing it. For excellent examples, see canonite and nikonian. Another good place is to do some research on where CONTAX rates (and why you don't ever see new Contax cameras, hmmm, wonder what happened. Did the copy machine company stop making them?) compared to other companies.
"I almost feel sorry for that Zoey person, he/she's made a total ass of themself, even going so far as to bash Leica. You almost have to have pity on the poor soul, they think they're professional! Come sit with me and point and laugh!"
by Deus April 05, 2005
zoey is a crusty rat who lives in the sewer. She thinks everyone likes her but they don't. Zoey usually has greasy hair and doesn't care what people think (in a bad way) Zoey is an antisocial loser who also thinks she is stylish but ends up looking like a garbage can.
by sexychungi April 08, 2015
by epicbackflip October 16, 2019
Usually a very weird person.
by 9/11 was just a performance. March 10, 2019
is a real bitch and never shuts up. when you do tell he to shut up, she doesn't stop and tell you to shut up. when you first meet her she is really kind and shy.
boy 1 look at that hottie
girl 1 oh, thats zoey
boy 2 whats wrong with her?
girl 2 she is the worst
boy 1 run!!!!
girl 1 oh, thats zoey
boy 2 whats wrong with her?
girl 2 she is the worst
boy 1 run!!!!
by pink flUffY uNiCoRnS !23456780 October 26, 2018