Zoey

"Hi, I'm Zoey!"
"With a 'y'?"
"Yeah, duh!"
"That's an incorrect spelling. -Walks away-"
by Zeaux October 19, 2008
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Zoey

Zoey is passion able name, she is cool but has quite a dirty mind and appears to be a slut! She is also pretty smart but not enough to be in a relationship for too long! Zoey might also be known as “dirtsy humper
• I like zoey and makes me wanna think of dirty
•you mean dirtsy humper!
•dirtsy humper is the best at just having sex but with clothes on
by Cool_kids109 April 15, 2015
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Zoeying

Someone who during an exam asks the teacher one thousand stupid questions. The class will at one point become annoyed and say in sync , “shut up and stop zoeying.”
(Person raises their hand one hundred times)

Teacher: no more questions (persons name)

Person:( same person raies their hand and asks) wait what is math.

Class: shut up and stop zoeying
by Skirtymcskirtskirt March 07, 2019
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Zoey

Her name means life and that is what she breathes into me every time I see her. It is a fact of life that she is the most gorgeous woman on the face of planet earth. She is always a joy to be around and makes me smile every time I think about her, one of these days she will see what I say is true but for now she'll go on denying it because she can't see what I see.
Zoey is the woman of my dreams
by wizard blizzard August 15, 2022
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Zoey

Hotter than Sebastian. Epic gamer and comedy goddess. Loved by ratatoing and mother to alligator John
Zoey is incredible
by Seabass5678 February 01, 2020
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Zoey

Epic gamer. Comedy Goddess. Loved by Ratatoing and Sex. Mother of Alligator John. Hotter than any Sebastian out there
You know zoey right? That one girl who’s like the best in the world?
by Seabass5678 February 01, 2020
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Zoey

If you know someone who is named Zoey, she is probably a Weeb and she is probably Gay or Bisexual. Her personality is probably pretty chill and weird but when you first meet her, she can be a bitch.
Zoey is the type of person to try and help you through as many problems as possible, she probably loves the movie IT and will always talk about IT.And no matter what happens she will always try to stay your friend
If you know a Zoey try to keep her.
by oofbeans December 07, 2019
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