zerb

A guy who thinks he's hot shit, dresses flamboyantly and flirts with all the girls but to everyone else he is a metrosexual hipster and is on the. verge of homosexuality

"Dude that guy hitting on those girls is such a zerb."
"Yea I know he deffinetly tried sleep with me at the party last weekend"

by real squeal November 14, 2013

zjierb

A feeling of disconnect between expected and actual results.

Person 1: What do you call that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it’s squishier than you thought it would be?
Person 2: You are feeling zjierb.

Both: Zjierbness

by ElMightBeHumanWasTaken February 15, 2021

zjierb

A feeling of mild discomfort and surprise, generally experienced when you bite into a pickle and it’s slightly squishier than you expected.

I feel... zjierb

by eel1 February 16, 2021

super zerbert

A modified zerbert accomplished by pressing the lips against human flesh, usually the stomach or arm, biting the flesh to prevent dislodging, and blowing to make a farting noise.

She usually pushed me away when I tried to give her a zerbert, so I started giving her super zerberts instead.

by babatjie December 30, 2012

zerbert

When it's done in the stomach area, it becomes known as a raspbelly.

"I'm going to do the biggest, loudest, wettest raspbelly you've ever had!"

"You mean a zerbert?"

"No, I mean a raspbelly!"

by Perito Quastenberg April 5, 2010

zjierb

/n/
that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it’s a little squishier than you expected.

alternate forms: zjierbness (/n/)

coined by brian david gilbert, on february 15th, 2021, via a video posted to his youtube channel.

I feel... zjierb.

by amalfiii February 15, 2021

herbal zerbal

1) a slang term for marijuana
2) a term that means "I have pot" or "I'm holdin'"

1) lets get our herbal zerbal on.
2) "hey, you holdin?"
"herbal zerbal!"

by hels July 15, 2006