When you win a contest to ride on a Zamboni at a hockey game and get so excited by either the thrill or seeing hot girls skate around that you get an erection.
I was riding around on a Zamboni and saw the Blackhawks ice girls in their hot outfits and totally popped a zamboner.
by Boorilg November 5, 2010
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"Eh fellas, I'm going to take the woman down by the pond tonight and give her the ole' zamboni." "Take off, eh!" "Yeah ya hoser. I'm gonna do it, so be ready for a pick up game on clean ice fellas!
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