Ronald McDonald is such yoyo ho when all the McDonalds fast food outlets are closed for maintenance.
by Jewish madam July 6, 2018
Get the yoyo homug. 
Yoyo is a very nice person to be around with. She makes even the slightest situation funny and will always be there if you need a laugh. If you want to be her friend, treat her a cookie, preferably chocolate or peanut butter cookies. If you know her close enough, you might be able to witness her secret superpowers, e.g. PAINTING old grandpas, and remember, if you are invited to go to her house, bake her friend Audrey a cookie too.
by Yoyolikescookiespreferscoco March 21, 2022
Get the Yoyomug. "You hang out with nice people, you get nice friends. You hang out with yoyo people, you get yoyo friends." - Rocky Balboa (1976)
by 80s Wrestling Fan September 13, 2022
Get the Yoyo friendmug. Being so close with your best friend of the opposite sex that you are not just "friends" but not a couple. You're so close that the yoyo never breaks away.
by brokenyoyo January 18, 2015
Get the broken yoyomug. a god-like, absolute chad/messiah, academically speaking, in your school
someone who has succeeded in every standardized exam known to man in his life.
In the context of an IB school, he the kind of person who takes 4 HL courses while you are still whining about one of your SL courses being too hard. He mocks the mediocrity of AAHL math, sighs at the outrageous simplicity of Econ HL, and is appalled by the cruel fact that quantum physics is not considered a regular course for IB students.
At times Yoyo's humility would simply be overshadowed by his unbelievable achievement like an elephant in the room.
This looks like while all of you are begging for slight increments in your predicted grades and using college compass to calculate if you can get into usnews top 30 or G5 UK schools, scrambling over your pathetic college essays over the night before ED 1's deadline, and wondering if you could ever reach your heavily inflated predicted scores in the final IB exam, Yoyo has already secured a seat in the one of Ivy leagues/ Oxbridge's academic hall of fame and would likely start teaching as a life-long professor after the summer of Grade 12.
Yoyo's presence shatters the dimension of rationality, he might act humble enough to become almost invisible in your petty life at school, for Yoyo is no Mr. Popularity; but Yoyo will ultimately be the person riding his holy beast through the gates of Valhalla while watching the rest of the mortals struggle their heads above the water.
someone who has succeeded in every standardized exam known to man in his life.
In the context of an IB school, he the kind of person who takes 4 HL courses while you are still whining about one of your SL courses being too hard. He mocks the mediocrity of AAHL math, sighs at the outrageous simplicity of Econ HL, and is appalled by the cruel fact that quantum physics is not considered a regular course for IB students.
At times Yoyo's humility would simply be overshadowed by his unbelievable achievement like an elephant in the room.
This looks like while all of you are begging for slight increments in your predicted grades and using college compass to calculate if you can get into usnews top 30 or G5 UK schools, scrambling over your pathetic college essays over the night before ED 1's deadline, and wondering if you could ever reach your heavily inflated predicted scores in the final IB exam, Yoyo has already secured a seat in the one of Ivy leagues/ Oxbridge's academic hall of fame and would likely start teaching as a life-long professor after the summer of Grade 12.
Yoyo's presence shatters the dimension of rationality, he might act humble enough to become almost invisible in your petty life at school, for Yoyo is no Mr. Popularity; but Yoyo will ultimately be the person riding his holy beast through the gates of Valhalla while watching the rest of the mortals struggle their heads above the water.
Student 1: Hey yoyo, are you okay? why do you look depressed?
Yoyo: I feel like my high school life is a failure
Student 2: Why tho?
Yoyo: I should've gone for 5 HLs, if not 6, or I should've appealed IB for 7 HLs but they won't let me
Student 1: guess I should've redone GCSE
Student 2: I should've never been born
Yoyo: I feel like my high school life is a failure
Student 2: Why tho?
Yoyo: I should've gone for 5 HLs, if not 6, or I should've appealed IB for 7 HLs but they won't let me
Student 1: guess I should've redone GCSE
Student 2: I should've never been born
by ebay with a T October 9, 2022
Get the Yoyomug.