A metaphor that means that something is so cute, well you would eat it up. Really, it’s pretty terrifying. A funny though is just thinking if this goes for every animal when the eat something.
Lion: this youngling is so cute that I would eat you up!
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*
by Hentai-Man, the Bamboozler. October 1, 2020
Get the So cute that I would eat you up!mug. by Nomb317 March 24, 2017
Get the 5 foods you should never eat againmug. "I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
by scodder November 15, 2012
Get the I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molestermug. by J Slasher July 26, 2016
Get the Would you like to eat my candy paws?mug. kraft mac n cheese sucks and is not real macaroni and cheese yet sometimes you have to just do what you don’t want to; hence, sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese
person a: i wanna go to the game but my mom is making me watch my brother.
person b: sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese bro.
person b: sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese bro.
by ndjsikslsosudhbdd May 31, 2018
Get the sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheesemug. Brad walked into the rager and was immediately greeted by a man wearing three sets of gold chains who said, "You look like you need to eat more ass".
by Brad's Ass to Eat January 12, 2017
Get the you look like you need to eat more assmug. MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE ASSHOLE
by Erple October 20, 2019
Get the MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIEmug.