The most humiliating guy in the world. This guy will tell you he‘s had 2 girlfriends, well let me tell you, one of them was his mom. Ik that was so lame.
by Yourlocalmother January 22, 2022
Get the YLLI mug.A prick with a flat ass who loves to steal bread. Eats straws for lunch. His mum traded him for a pokémon card. Nuts to fortnite characters. Took his neighbours dogs virginity. Sleeps in a dishwasher. Hibernates during the summer. Gives head for a fiver. Usually found in nurseries.
#yulian #sophmore
by Chxrllette December 19, 2019
Get the Yulian mug.Weirdest fucking thing you'll ever come into contact with. Sucks teachers asses to get his grades up. Brings a plastic gun filled with beans around with him. Gets horny from paper cuts. Still sleeps with his mum when he gets nightmares. He acts straight to see penis. He likes penis. His penis is 3 inches on a good day. His lanky legs look like silly string. His head looks like a screw driver. He likes to watch gay porn on sundays. When he gets lonely he likes to finger his bum with his phone charger. Whenever proven wrong, he runs to the girls bathroom and he wanks to pictures of Jesus
Girl 1: ew what the heck is yulian doing here?
Girl 2: oh it's just part of his daily routine.
Girl 1: is that.. Jesus..
Girl 2: *proceeds to fuck the sink*
Girl 2: oh it's just part of his daily routine.
Girl 1: is that.. Jesus..
Girl 2: *proceeds to fuck the sink*
by Vax slugh December 18, 2019
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by derpfaced shithead June 2, 2018
Get the Yulia Pryplotska mug.(Jol-e-on) Yolian is rock solid on the outside but on the inside she is a sweet loving amazing person she loves to laugh even at the saddest moments like seriously if her best friend was dying she would be in the hospital laughing with them when she walks in a room she turns heads many people fear her and sometimes you can’t even question she always has a shine in her eyes that makes it very clear that if your nice to her she will give it right back if you ever mess with her friends that would be the stupidest/last decision you ever make sometimes she isn’t always as happy as she likes to come off she can be very good at hiding her emotions she always has a way of showing the love she feels for someone even if she seems like she is gonna rip their head off she never lacks the tough guy act even if she’s balling her eyes out if you go up to her and ask if she’s okay and she doesn’t like u she will give you the most intimidating death stare ever she never lacks the love she feels for her friends and even quite possibly her bf/gf she will always be the first or die type any you can never and I mean never take away the fire in her soul she is the type of girl that is not only a boy magnet but a girl magnet as well if she likes somebody I promise she will get them one way or another
(Friend)Omg yolian come check out this dude
(Yolian)omg he's madddd cute lets go see what he’s got to give
(Friend)he's already yours
(Yolian)omg he's madddd cute lets go see what he’s got to give
(Friend)he's already yours
by Peace potato December 3, 2019
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