mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap

a foul tasting mouth. as in the morning after the night before

kevin was about to give june a first kiss when he discovered she had a mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jock strap

by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003

westleey

A person who will tell you exactly what you think they want you to hear in order to trick you into being their personal slave to attain their own goals.

Someone who has to continuously find new friends every 3 months because that is how long it takes for people to realize how they are being treated.

Someone with the ability to lie and defend, through circular logic, things that anyone with an IQ of 5 should see as unfair and ridiculous.

Popular slang term in Tennessee.

I hope my new boyfriend isn't a Westleey.

My new boss is definately a Westleey.

by Greg S Monaco October 3, 2006

ottawa thumb wrestling

A term coined by Redittor /u/_vargas_ in an askreddit thread about awkward sexual experiences. To be blunt, it's ass play involving one or more thumbs.

Joe and I had a round of Ottawa thumb wrestling last night

by that dude from reddit November 3, 2013

love wrestling

A game in which you and your love, non-violently wrestle by just holding on to each other, and trying to pin the other person down, if you pin your partner down for 5 seconds, you remove 1 article of clothing. This continues until of the partners is completely naked. Kissing are allowed for extra challenge.

Me and my girlfriend just got back from dinner, so instead of going straight to sex, we had a game of love wrestling

by Dr. Love2938u4 November 13, 2009

Wrastle

When two people who are in a relationship or flirting wrestle playfully just to get closer to each other

"Yeah bro I was over at her house and we started to wrastle over the remote"

by Niiyoo April 11, 2017

New Japan Pro Wrestling/NJPW

Actually good wrestling

New Japan Pro Wrestling/NJPW.

by Hello, yes, this is dog December 28, 2017

wrestling

The toughest sport out there, in which you go for as many as 5 days with no food, 2 without water, and work out in a sauna after impossibly intense normal practices to make a low weight class. You then beat the shit out people in 6 minute matches, some of which last up to 10 minutes if they go to overtime. No pussy rests like in football and no slow pace like in soccer. It is all out tooth and claw WAR for 6-10 minutes against a MAN your exact size who has trained all season to kill YOU. After a match, the you are nearly dead and sometimes cannot stand. You will eventually stand and then fight up to 5 times in one day.(Up to 50 minutes of pure hell.) If you are tough and survive the first day you then go home, get six hours of sleep or less, and do it all over again, with your opponents getting tougher every match. You will probably have been injured at this point and have to fight through it.

Last man standing gets to call himself the champion.


In order to be good at this sport you have to give up all unhealthy foods and train hard at least 3 times a day.

You can play football, soccer, hockey and rugby but you cant play wrestling.

by WrestlingMachine March 24, 2005