Flab workout

An activity defined by the desire to exercise and build a rippling set of abdominal muscles that ends instead with the sedentary consumption of junk food.

"Hey man, weren't you suppose to workout today?"

"Well, I was, but I got lazy and opted for a flab workout instead."

by bloomintemp8 October 28, 2011

First week workout

A feeling of superiority over all other peers simply, because the person who just started working out feels like they did a great achievement.

Lion: Dude, get the duck outta my way I'm about to roid rage your candy ass!

Mouse: Bitch, you can't even lift 135 on the bench so open up yo mouth and suckle on this potatoe sack.

Lion: I CAN life 135 and you don't know what I do, i stay at the gym for hours at end!

Mouse: W.e. pussy, your still just first week workout bitch

by Cybrus16 April 6, 2011

Ruby’s Workout Regime

A pornographic comic on shadbase.

Hey, have you seen the new Ruby’s Workout Regime post on shadbase?

by Thesnekthatsmelesbeck May 5, 2018

hot topic workout program

an eating disorder

“wow how did you loose all that weight so fast”

“I started the hot topic workout program what the fuck do you think”

by (this is a self drag) September 27, 2018

Post-Cum Workout

When you masturbate again right after cumming.

So bro i just got done with my Post-Cum Workout regime and i swear my arm is getting bigger by the day.

by PressF4inthechatwhileholdALT January 26, 2020

workoutting

The same thing as working out only better.

Bojidar is workoutting and will be finished soon.

Bojidar, did you finish workoutting yet?

when will i get a chance to workoutting

by [bud] pwns j00 July 10, 2003

Pre-Workout

Taking a massive dump usually before working out.

Man I gotta take a huge pre-workout.

by Decessum April 16, 2011