Womble in the bed

The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them.

ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed

by Bolly Hee September 6, 2020

Wombly Bits

Vernacular phrase for male genitalia

"That guy's girlfriend lopped off his wombly bits."

by B. Blizzard June 24, 2021

Womble

Some crying bitch from 461

Wahh wahh I got hit in open silver drunk daddy please save me, im always right wahh Im such a womble

by BF461 October 18, 2019

Wombled

To do something so well others have a hard time believing it. Generally this word is used to describe something awesome and extraordinary.

Man, Tony Hawk wombled that landing!
Did you see the game last night? The QB really wombled it up

by Sockrehetees April 26, 2025

riot womble

A do-gooder who likes to clean up the streets after a riot. Names after the well known Wombles of Wimbledon Common, who make good use of the things that they find, the things that the everyday folk leave behind.

Look out for the riot wombles on their way to Clapham Junction. They'll be armed with strong language, brooms and bin bags.

by amscray August 12, 2011

Cock-Womble

A person who collects the cheese looking build up from the bell ends of homeless men and uses it for food, either spreading it on bread or toast for example

That guy is so disgusting, I bet he's a complete Cock-Womble

by MyEvilResident March 30, 2023

Womble

To make use of an object which appears unwanted. To recycle something.

She wombled the pile of bricks left for weeks after the builders had been. She reused them in her garden.

by The Roundhay Fox March 14, 2022