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wombled cock

a dick that has nut and been milked so much that it can nut no more.
that twink gave me a wombled cock, might as well have been an incubus...
by limelipslover August 5, 2025
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Cock Womble

Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.
I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.
by The real Black Dog Poker August 29, 2022
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Womble

A cult started by two people where the womble is the Christ when you have achieved womble you shall be given a deflated balloon known as a wombledon. When a time machine is invented you must travel 30,000 years forward in time and then wombus will be a great religion.
“Womble it’s jason Bourne
by Biggusdickus September 12, 2019
mugGet the Womblemug.

Wombly Combly

A way to say "very good", or sometimes "good job" in an obviously fake British accent.
"Very good move, my old chap, wombly combly."
"Wombly combly.
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riot womble

A do-gooder who likes to clean up the streets after a riot. Names after the well known Wombles of Wimbledon Common, who make good use of the things that they find, the things that the everyday folk leave behind.
Look out for the riot wombles on their way to Clapham Junction. They'll be armed with strong language, brooms and bin bags.
by amscray August 12, 2011
mugGet the riot womblemug.

Womble in the bed

The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them.
ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed
by Bolly Hee September 6, 2020
mugGet the Womble in the bedmug.

Cock womble

Someone who plays around with your dick but doesn't take it any further
You're such a cock womble, goddamn girl.
by WockRomble May 11, 2018
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