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Wasted

Drunk or high to the point you can't tell which end is which, which hole to put it in, what living thing to put it in, or can't get it in at all. Symptoms include dizziness, nausea, and the worst fucking headache EVER.
"Oooh my friggin' head i'm so wasted."
by April XD December 9, 2008
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Tory Wasted

When you have an awesome time getting intoxicated with your friends. However to be "Tory Wasted" one must have a BAC level of .34 or higher in order to be consider into this prestigious club where only a small handful of people have had the opportunity to reach.
I got so Tory Wasted last night that I ended up sleeping next to the Taco Bell dumpsters.

Let's get Tory Wasted and do crazy things!
by asu1 September 27, 2011
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White girl wasted

To be black out drunk and extremely sloppy. Often including acting embarrassing, singing songs like " dont stop believing" by journey, possibly table dancing.
" OMG Tina was white girl wasted last night, did u see her try to pole dance on the metal detector?"
by BlaineY August 18, 2012
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chocolate wasted

"Chocolate wasted" is most frequently used in context to me "very drunk", although that is not its origin.

The quote is originally from the movie Grown Ups, where Adam Sandler's character answers a table of kids wanting to know what being "wasted" means and he tells them it's a "hankering for ice cream". A little girl then yells out "I wanna get chocolate wasted!".

People now use it just to mean very drunk and they generally use the complete quote from the movie.
Bob: Let's hit up the bars tonight.
Sam: Yeah, I could use a few drinks after all this studying.
Kara: I wanna get chocolate wasted!!
Everyone: (laughs hysterically)
by katiefromtexas December 2, 2010
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White girl wasted

To become so drunk that you end up with your head in a toilet crying about how nobody will ever love you.
Girl: I hate my life I'm ugly and fat and no one will ever love me

Friend: you're so white girl wasted
by Bobhgeter November 14, 2012
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wasted

The act of drinking a shitload of alcholic beverages to the point of no longer being able to stand.

Or

The act of getting the fuck shot out of you by Gangsters.
Damn dude we were so wasted last night!

or

Holy Shit! They just wasted carl!
by Eric January 7, 2005
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