half-wit

1. A person of subnormal intelligence.

2. One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence.

3. A person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person.

1.Holy titty fuck,he is such a half-wit that he couldn't find himself in a mirror!

2.You are a half-wit.Period.

by zingeraddict September 29, 2011

thick wit it

nice booty, well-proportioned to body, nice waist that compliments thighs and rest of pelvic area

"Ayo, ol' girl is thick wit it son, I'm 'bout to try and skeet dem draws!"

by freezy April 21, 2005

ghetto witness

a person who is often from a low income neighborhood that is the material witness to a crime.

ghetto witness: well OBVIUSLEE we have a raypist in lincoln park, he's climbin in yo windows, he's snatchin yo peepul up, tryna rape 'em so ya'll need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cuz dey rapin' eerybodee in hur.

by ghettowitness August 1, 2010

half-wit

Someone who is foolish or senseless.

My ex boyfriend is such a half-wit.

by katie was here August 7, 2007

Half wit

Individual incapable of grasping concepts easily understood by a gorilla.

I enjoy tailgating with my friends at MSU, but they're all half wits and I find myself growing dumber by the day.

by JoeMayo November 7, 2014

funkle wits

A piece of shit douchebag.

He is always messing up...what a funkle wits.

by Justjme August 4, 2017

facebook wit

The intellegent humor that nearly everyone seems to gain when they have a half an hour to contemplate a witty response. It is usually a bad comparison to a person's actually conversational skills since they can sit and contemplate the response for as long as they need.

(Facebook wit conversation)
Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday...
Dan: (7:32): Hell yeah! (pun totally intended ;)
Susie (7:34): You think you'll still be here after the rapture?
Dan: (8:01): Oh, I'm throwing a rapture party! Devil juice and Satan cakes, with the Antichrist spinning!
Susie: (8:04): ROFL!

(Real conversation)
Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday...
Dan (7:13): Oh, wow, that's really interesting...
(Crickes chirping)

by mynock1108 June 12, 2011