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larry wiley

It when your penis is just long enough to make a kid but can never pleasure a woman.
Last night my girlfriend said I Larry wiley her.
by Larry A Wiley February 6, 2022
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Wiley

all around nice guy, not very loyal.
Friend: Wanna Chill later?
Wiley: nah with my girl.
by bouldersurvivor December 15, 2017
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wiley

slang for being too lazy/rich to do normal male macho stuff such as changing your tyre on your car.
He did a Wiely and called the breakdown guy to fix his flat tyre.

First coined on puce.com
by Dr Nick January 11, 2004
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Wiley Janasik

Wiley Janasik
by Clamchowder January 14, 2015
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Willey

usually a last name of a female: meaning scared or pussy a Willey is not a good thing
Stop being such a Willey
by idk uuueee February 23, 2018
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widgey wedgie

A widgey wedgie can only be done to someone with an abnormally large widgey (penis).

It's similar to a normal wedgie except the penis is pulled up the arsecrack instead of the pants.

It is carried out by putting your hand down the back of someone's pants, between their legs and grabbing hold of the penis, then pulling it back and tightly up between the buttocks, causing extreme discomfort.

It can be very dangerous for the testes as they can get squished by the penis.

An extreme widgey wedgie can flip the victim over so they're hanging upside down by their penis.

Despite being used as a form of torture, it is usually bragged about by the victim due to the implications about the size of their penis.
Mike: Your twat of a boyfriend just gave me a widgey wedgie! I tried to give one back but his widgey couldn't reach up that far. You deserve way better than that stupid git.

Molly: Nice try dickhead. I've seen that dick pic you sent to Beth and we couldn't stop laughing about how small it was. Besides, Pete gives himself widgey wedgies, he likes them. I'm gonna tell him what you said. Don't you ever try to steal me again you ugly cunt. I'm not unfaithful and my type doesn't lie to steal someone's girlfriend. Oh, and has more than 4 pubes and doesn't piss out of one of them! Now please never speak to me again you fucking fat pervert! You will die a virgin, tossing off your own pathetic 2.4 inches all alone until the day you die from cardiac arrest from one too many donuts you diabetic pig fucker!

Mike: Bitch!
by MYOB you nosy bastards August 30, 2019
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Wiley

A bad ass who is the best friend in the world. Can steal any manz if she wants. She is the best.
Wiley is the best.
by u_a_scary_clown January 16, 2020
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