by Dave 999 September 17, 2020
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A person who may have hundreds of pictures of themselves on Facebook or a similar service. However, none of these pictures truly show what the person really looks like thanks to the use of camera angles, bad self-pics and other cheap visual tricks. This underhanded ploy is a favorite of the 'salad-shy' and those afflicted with 'a lovely personality.' Invented by Stephen Gude, Professor Emeritus at UCSC, USA.
"There are 150 pictures of this girl on her Myspace... NONE of which show that she is not fat or ugly. Think of the incredible effort this must have taken. How is that possible? What a horrible nerd-o-welly."
"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"
"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"
by Professor Letznotfail October 22, 2011
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To date a mentally handicapped Italian just because you’re worried he’ll die in the wild on his own.
by Fuck-you-Tony October 11, 2023
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These are people who wear them when there is a light bit of rain, but have never stepped foot onto a field or farm. They use them to make people think they are country girls/guy but HATE the country side. Generally considered a poser.
These are people who wear them when there is a light bit of rain, but have never stepped foot onto a field or farm. They use them to make people think they are country girls/guy but HATE the country side. Generally considered a poser.
“Oh my god James bought a Land Rover Discovery 4 and is afraid to drive in a bit of Gravel. He is definitely a Hunter Welly”
by LemonChurdle January 26, 2024
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