Willy welly

A condom

Have you got a willy welly in your handbag for me I'm a man and I forgot mine.

by BigWillyWilson May 30, 2024

blue wellie

Blue wellie, when you smack a child with your car only a single wellie is left

Fuck man did you see craven blue wellie that kid?

by Stretchytattoo July 13, 2022

WELLY-BUBBLE

A wee boot that's always greeting scottish slang

"See them, they're just a pure WELLY-BUBBLE!"

by Beverly Hills 01 August 11, 2023

Wellie Munter

A person, invariably female, who thinks that Crocs are the height of fashionable footware.

"I don't care how comfortable she says they are, Mandy is a complete Wellie Munter' and is going to catch Urethane Toe if she continues to wear those ridiculous, plastic clogs!"

by Ratskrad June 21, 2022

welly

term used by gordon ramsay whenever he wanted you to show him your welly

SHOW ME YOUR WELLY!

by rotund1227 September 7, 2025

shelly welly

Shelly Welly is a term originally derived from The Zayd dictionary. It is often used to awaken a sleeping giant. For example, "WAKE UP SHELLY WELLY I WANT TO SEE YOU I LOVE YOU SHELLY WELLY"

A shelly welly is also used to describe a huge squishy watermelon pillow. For example, "oh look there's a shelly welly selling for 20 bucks at Giant, I want a shelly welly"

"WAKE UP SHELLY WELLY I WANT TO SEE YOU I LOVE YOU SHELLY WELLY"

"oh look there's a shelly welly selling for 20 bucks at Giant, I want a shelly welly"

by ZhirDeus January 4, 2018

Jelly Welly

To date a mentally handicapped Italian just because you’re worried he’ll die in the wild on his own.

“Yo did you see that guys girlfriend” “yea man that’s definitely a Jelly Welly situation”

by Fuck-you-Tony October 11, 2023