Weeping Slit

When the hole at the tip of a man's penis is dripping fluids, typically pre-cum, you might refer to it as a weeping slit

A bead of longing formed at his weeping slit, a silent testament to the depth of his yearning

by Murffyzlaw January 08, 2025

Soothing the weeping Cyclops

Male masterbation

"Be right there I'm soothing the weeping Cyclops."

by Reverend War June 07, 2018

Weeping of the Bungles

A sound that can be heard following any major loss by the Cincinnati Bengals. Thought to be caused by the constructive interference of over 2 million fans whining in unison. Sometimes the sound is said to to sound like actual crying. Other times, the sound seems to produce distinct phrases. Some of the most common phrases are “the Steelers are dirty”, “the refs cheated us”, and “this one may hurt more than____” (where, due to the team’s historic lack of tangible success, Bengals fans will recant one of many squandered opportunities ).

Indianapolis resident 1: Hey, do you hear that.
Indianapolis resident 2: It seems to be coming from the south, must be the weeping of the bungles again

by Casual939562 January 30, 2023

Weep Womp

A reaction to anything slightly to severely unfortunate

"Damn, my speeding ticket cost me $160"
"Weep Womp"

by Gangsign October 03, 2023

deep weep

sobbing

That kid went through quite a deep weep after brushing his knee at the playground.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019

Weeping

When you make a perfect sunny side up egg, cut it in half and the egg yolk just slowly starts weeping down.

Those eggs on your crabcack grilled cheese sandwiches were weeping

by Thecookie69 August 08, 2021

weeping cock

The important things.

"We spend a lot of time talking about the important things."
"Weeping cock?"
"Weeping cock."

by Dordobolong April 15, 2022