Severe psychological distress caused by inviting your out of control college friends to an absurdly opulent wedding. Symptoms can include but are not limited to: sweating buckets, psychological break downs, and exteme regret of having friends in the first place.
Kelly knew Justin was suffering from wedding ptsd when he woke up in the middle of the night covered in sweat screaming "you're done" at the top of his lungs
by Bigtaste-T June 29, 2015
Noun - a formal request, often mailed,that is sent to friends/family to ask for their presence at a ceremony of matrimony. Distrubution of cheap wedding invitaions may result in Funeral Invitaions for the "licker" of the envelopes.
WARNING: May be fatal if a descent amount of money is spent to insure a good/non-toxic adhesive for the envelopes
WARNING: May be fatal if a descent amount of money is spent to insure a good/non-toxic adhesive for the envelopes
Newman: Look! Today I got George's wedding invitation!
Krammer: Yeah, too bad Susan's dead because George wanted to save money.
Krammer: Yeah, too bad Susan's dead because George wanted to save money.
by DanielHut March 30, 2008
Where the parents of one or both people of a couple force them to marry due to pregnancy of the female part of the couple.
by David Li April 23, 2005
To engage in reckless behavior along the lines of beating women and throwing puppies into fires. Typically perpetrated by "GG Allin-disciple" scumfuck types. Generally caused by consumption of large quantities of inexpensive whiskey.
by vagin@lmutilation May 24, 2009
Referring to the phenomenon that occurs at weddings when all women present become more attractive, receive a boost in their numerical rating, and increase their potential of getting laid. This is usually due to a number of factors not the least of which are alcohol or the fact that one is generally confined to a somewhat small space over a lengthy period of time thus reducing the number of possible mates.
Similar to work hot.
Similar to work hot.
noah- "That chick from the wedding was hot."
josh (looking at the picture of her)- "She's not that hot dude."
adam (overhearing the coversation) - "That my friends is what I mean by 'wedding hot.' She was a 7 and that night she was a 9."
josh (looking at the picture of her)- "She's not that hot dude."
adam (overhearing the coversation) - "That my friends is what I mean by 'wedding hot.' She was a 7 and that night she was a 9."
by Adam Wolfson August 22, 2007
A Dirty Wedding is when two heroine addicts use the same needle. In a sense they're wedding each other, connecting for life, sharing deseases. Till death do the part.
They only had one needle; Mike used it first, then Jasmine; they had a dirty wedding. Mike has aids, now Jasmine has aids.
by Cubanb April 04, 2014
A state of being somewhere being wedding heaven and wedding hell. This usually occurs when plans are not going quite as smoothly as the bride-to-be had hoped, but have not yet reached the point to where she must turn into Bridezilla to get things done.
Jessica: “Congratulations Cindy! Enjoy this time! Aren’t you so excited about your wedding?!”
Future Bridezilla: “Eh – this isn’t as much fun as I thought it would be. Really, I’ve been stuck in Wedding Purgatory for a while now.”
Future Bridezilla: “Eh – this isn’t as much fun as I thought it would be. Really, I’ve been stuck in Wedding Purgatory for a while now.”
by Muffy Culbreath March 19, 2009