Weapon of Mass Distraction

A politicaly charged non-issue used to distract those who live in a faith-based reality from the catastrophic failings of a political party, regime or ideology. Very often this means using scapegoats; usually Jews and Homosexuals.

Hitler and the Nazis scapegoated the Jews, but Bushler demonized the homosexuals and used gay marriage as a Weapon of Mass Distraction.

Weapon of Mass Distraction by unknown December 6, 2004

weapon of destruction

A large penis

Yeaaa she knows about my weapon of destruction

weapon of destruction by Your Mother's Pie January 14, 2017

weapon of math instruction 

The term, 'Weapon of mass destruction' repeated by a person with a speech impediment.

Thay, did you hear a weapon of math instruction was found in Iraq?

weapon of math instruction by Harry Balsac February 25, 2004

weapon of mass destruction 

george w. bush: the ultimate WMD

he can't find any in the middle east because he is one.

weapon of mass destruction by adrian December 23, 2004

weapon of mass destruction 

thoughs things George W.Bush keeps saying iraq has hidden somewere he is really trying to get an excuse to bomb the crap out of iraq after iraq he will do the same for france that evil basterd

George W.Bush: iraq has a weapon of mass destruction lets bomb the crap out of it.
Reporter: Why do you always want to bomb the crap out of everything
George W.Bush: BOMBING THE CRAP OUT OF STUFF IS THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING. Now LETS GO NUKE SOMETHIN'

weapon of mass destruction by 6611nitro July 17, 2009

Weapon of Crap Destruction 

a unbearably smelling shit you take when you're in the bathroom, which fazes the other occupants coming in and sharing the bathroom. victims that suffer from this, often from symptoms such as barfing, dizziness, fainting, and possible coma.

person 1: (groggy)..huh? what happened?
person 2: you passed out from a Weapon of Crap Destruction.

Weapon of Crap Destruction by AMERICANBANK$TA February 24, 2009

Weapon of Mask Destruction 

When the individual right to liberty and freedom as part of human rights gives people the choice to decide whether or not to wear a face mask, especially if the authorities have made mask wearing mandatory for everyone in public places—in practice, they could be fined or jailed (or even caned in some extreme cases) for refusing to don a mask.

In a number of red states, millions of hardcore Trumpublicans have used personal, religious, or political freedom as their weapon of mask destruction—they’re not going to bow down to “mask oppression” even if a jail imprisonment awaits them for their repeated social disobedience.

Weapon of Mask Destruction by MathPlus July 15, 2021