Cock Warmer

Laura Dabney

"Oh your cock is cold. I can remedy that" - Laura

by Shit Whistle April 27, 2004

bench warmer

The art of busting ass in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.One must be very careful not to shart when performing this gracious act.

"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless his bitch ass with a bench warmer".

by Storm Martin March 9, 2008

bench warmer

The act of farting in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.

"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless him with a bench warmer".

by Storm Martin March 8, 2008

udder warmer

another word for condom

This udder warmer fits my member very well.

by mr. communication November 8, 2006

ass-warmer

when you put your hand in your female's pants in order to keep your hand warm in cold weather.

Hey bitch, come back here with that ass-warmer, I'm freezing!

by yungmathhoe November 15, 2017

neck warmer

An accessory that should be used in climates such as Siberia and the Alps, intended to keep ones neck warm. However, is now popular amongst negroes and scallies in the UK, and is often pushed up to the nose to hide ones identity, or to keep ones face warm, thoguh u look like you're ona crime wave if you do and get a lot of stares.

I put my neck warmer up cos its friggin cold, but everybody stared at me like i was a KKK walking through Compton.

by Jimre July 24, 2008

egg warmer

is a girl hoo has sex and is good at making her guys penis warm in ur pussy

oh shes a good egg warmer

by kyleigh G. November 18, 2006