Wanker

1. Someone who masturbates

Also used to describe An idiot on the road

1. Get off the road wanker

by Definition teller March 21, 2017

wanker

1. slang for someone who masturbates, usually a man.

2. insult.

1. you, my friend, are a wanker.

2. all men are lying bastards. fucking wankers.

by wanker. September 2, 2003

Wanker

Sorry fellas...
Your reference to the origin of the word wanker, is incorrect. As a High School boy in Australia in 1975 the word was alive and doing fine as a regular part of school-boy parlance.

Mate, you are a wanker.

by fozzie747 October 20, 2008

wanker

A bloke who constantly lies and believes he can get away with it. The trouble is he can't remember which lie he told you 5 minutes ago. And sits looking over your shoulder pointing out typing errors while you're writing this about him. And he's too stupid to know you're actually writing about him. The wanker.

Wayne (boyfriend).

by Suey September 11, 2003

wanker

George W. Bush, USA's current president.

I saw Wanker give a speech on CNN today.

by hacksign23 March 25, 2008

wanker

A person who belives it is still 1980.
A man who wears rocker clothing circ 1985 in current era and associated male/female cronies. May be found tusseling his feathered hair, calling his gf babe, hoping into his IROC, or listening to Bon Jovi.

Oh my god look at that stupid wanker.

by HAB October 25, 2006

wanker

A wanker is always used as someone who is ineffectual or useless. It does not substitute for asshole, bastard, dickhead etc. It´s roots are in the assumtion that someone who is so useless he cannot find another human being to have sexual relations with has to have sex with himself.
Hence the term meaning to be one who masturbates frequently.

Tony Blair is always pandering to the Americans...what a wanker!

He failed his driving test again the fucking wanker!

by Mexcelt April 15, 2006