Jeep Wrangler

A vehicle that was first designed in World War II(1941-1945) by Willy's for use in combat and troop transport. It's short-wheel base, light weight, and 4-wheel drive made it the perfect off-road vehicle. In 1944 Willy's designed a Civilian version, known as the CJ(Civilian Jeep). They were produced form 1944-1986. In 1987 the vehicle was changed to be known as the Jeep Wrangler, and has been ever since. For your money, there is probably no-better vehicle available to the general public that is more capable right out of the box than a Jeep Wrangler. It's not fancy, with heated seats, and excess bullshit electronics(Land Rovers). It looks rugged and raw, unlike pussy Lexus and BMW X-5's. After all, why would you want an SUV for luxury? I mean, the Wrangler came from a design for use in combat. Need I say more?

Bill: "Hey, Jim so that Honda Pilot looks pretty bad-ass huh?"

Jim:"Hell, no!" "I'm gettin' that Jeep Wrangler Rubicon." "It could run over the top of that rice burnin' piece of shit!"

by kanas sucks March 27, 2010

wankleberry

A form of masturbation involving berries, any berry would do;

StrawBERRY
RaspBERRY
BlueBERRY
Chuck BERRY
Rachel BERRY

"You are such a wankleberry"
"You see that guy there yeah, he is a right wankleberry, i mean, look at those berrys!"

F: What you doing with that picture
P: Nothing.
F: Are you looking at porn?
P: Erm... Yeah
F: Oooooh let me have a look! *snatches off*
P: NOOO!
F: Oh.., DUDE ?! You are SUCH a wankleberry *walks off*

by rigalish December 16, 2010

semen wrangler

one who harvests semen from male animals for the purpose for artificially inseminating several females

1: Hey, what do you do for a living?
2: I am a semen wrangler.
1: A what!?!
2: I jerk-off turkeys on the farm.
1: FREAK!

by Give 'er again December 20, 2008

whore wrangler

a young lad who pulls a lot of ass in the burgeoning local community of whores

Derrick you are such a "whore wrangler"

by the whore wrangler July 7, 2009

Fanny wagler

A fanny wagler is a fanny repeller

Your a fanny wagler

by Alfiebrook01 July 9, 2021

Hairy Poonie Waggler

A person who has such a hairy poonie they whip it out and waggle it around.

Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.

by Bitch1233343888 March 17, 2011

Wrinkle Wrangler

A variation of the phrase Chubby Chaser, aka a person who is sexually attracted to overweight people. A Wrinkle Wrangler however is a person who is sexually attracted to the elderly.

Guy1: Look at that ass!!!! Guy2: Dude, she's like 70!!! Guy1:..Rawr. *Guy2 leaving*: Fucking creepy ass Wrinkle Wrangler...

by Xero _ Manifest May 19, 2011