talley wacker

A person who carelessly masturbates.ie wacker

"yo man.. I went to Chads house and that talley wacker was walking around with it in his hand!"

by Kevin w.s December 07, 2007

tilly wacker

a fat british person that makes fun or others

that fat british person making fun of others is such a tilly wacker

by jake February 24, 2005

tally wacker

1.A big ass dick that causes major bloodage while having sex with the female genitaila.
2. Andrew S's dick.
3. A dick that cuases rippage in the pants when hard.

1. My tally wacker put her in the fucking hospital.
2. She said his tally wacker was so big, it blew his pants open and caused a major chain reaction throughout the volcanoes.
3. His tally wacker is so big that when he busts it's like a damn fire hydrant going off.

by Nick and fucking andrew October 31, 2004

Weed Wacker

Someone who jacks off while really high in order to make their orgasm super awesome.

"Hey, where did Jerry go after we smoked that blunt?"
"Oh, he's in the bathroom. He's a Weed Wacker."

by BeauFIndley May 02, 2010

Weed Wacker

Its a guy or girl that smokes weed and gets high, the masturbates.

Yo dude.
What??
I got so fucking stoned last night.
Oh Yeah?
Yeah yo. I got horny then i beat the meat.
Nice yo (:
Its called Weed Wacking in other words imma Weed Wacker!

by CubzLuva12 December 06, 2012

cock wacker

1)someone who acts like a dickhead or does stupid stuff.

2)somne who jerks off when other guys are around

1)brady spilled pop on me, what a cock wacker!

2)cody is such a cock wacker, i walked in on him the other day!it ws ansty!

by brady sucks April 02, 2007

do wacker

A slang word for the male genitalia. Popularized in Missouri school yards around 1933.

The man pulled out his do wacker in bed attempting to urinate but was un-able due to incontinence.

by Captnkirk August 17, 2023