Bill: How was your date last night?
Johnny: Was good. Went back to her place after for a little netflix and chill. She got a call and when she got off, she jumped on me and starting kissing me while we were watching BraveHeart. She said "I want your Big Sword to save me William Wallace!". About 5 minutes later 2 other chicks opened the door and started yelling FREEEEDOM as we all went to the bedroom. 4-way all night long baby - was unreallll.
Bill: Bitch plz, you be telling a Viper Story. You didn't tap anything, your anaconda got nada.
Johnny: Was good. Went back to her place after for a little netflix and chill. She got a call and when she got off, she jumped on me and starting kissing me while we were watching BraveHeart. She said "I want your Big Sword to save me William Wallace!". About 5 minutes later 2 other chicks opened the door and started yelling FREEEEDOM as we all went to the bedroom. 4-way all night long baby - was unreallll.
Bill: Bitch plz, you be telling a Viper Story. You didn't tap anything, your anaconda got nada.
by Thatguyyoureallyhate January 21, 2016
The slave of Oni Savior.
by Oni Savior April 18, 2022
An aggressive and seemingly vindictive bitch who delights in ruining lives for those around her for no reason.
"Belinda is being a total viper cunt to her sister."
"Someone is viper cunting all over this party, and we all know who."
"Someone is viper cunting all over this party, and we all know who."
by Schmucksy December 17, 2015
I am really concerned about mikey. I came home from work last night and he writhing in shit and spitting blood from viper swelling
by The real cobain October 16, 2010
the sexual act of putting ones thumb in to the vagina of a woman and the other four fingers in to her anus.
by rwcjackass12345 July 01, 2009
Noun,(m): Derivative of Donut Puncher, but with more bite.
Refers to power tops with a mean streak.
Also known to strike multiple times.
Commonly referred to as a gay man who's a cunt.
Refers to power tops with a mean streak.
Also known to strike multiple times.
Commonly referred to as a gay man who's a cunt.
"I took this beefy guy home from the bar last night, but he turned out to be really vicious! A real Donut Viper!!"
by Cuntus Maximus & More Cowbell! April 24, 2009
Well the old kitchen viper has spoken... said today that if I want to get a 2x10 combo, then something else has to go.
by pidulgi April 25, 2011