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vet sweat

Vet sweat is juice let loose while with a women in a nurse costume, or an actual nurse uniform. Often comes right after she "works on you."
"Aww baby, your getting vet sweat everywhere!"
by Matt Matteson December 8, 2007
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i've been to the vet

I've had a vasectomy. I can't have any more children. (Males)
Do you want anymore kids? "No I've been to the vet"
by Chuzzled July 23, 2017
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Vet

A Vaporwave Veteran. Some who has a lot of experience with vaporwave, but mostly related to people who have made vaporwave songs and albums.
My best friend is such a vet, his computer is full of so many songs.
by DuTcH DoG December 25, 2017
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set like a vietnam vet

when youre prepared for hibernation constipation with corks and rubber sheets
im going to be hibernating for awhile good thing im set like a vietnam vet
by awhootin October 1, 2012
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Vet Brain

A blockage or complete loss of cognitive function when talking with other Vet-Tards, family or in general followed by a daisy chain of fucks and laughter, only to remember what you were trying to say hours, days, even weeks later.

Vet Brain= Vet-Tard

Vet Brain, peer pressuring, other vets to participate in high risk behavior with no regard to the consequences such as breaking and entering into the company office and drinking the chain of commands alcohol.

Vet Brain When you're in a complete clusterfuck and are having a good time, such as being in the field for a week while it rains, Chinese field daying, telling your chain of command "Fuck Off, send me to Iraq or Afghanistan." Being shot or blown up smiling.

Vet Brain the incapacitation of ones cognitive functions resulting from IED blasts, living in the barracks for to long, hanging around with other Vet Tards, getting NJP'd, deploying to Iraq or Afghanistan more than once, being in the infantry for too long.
Vet Brain- Defined as Josh Sheets V 2/8 posing with a rock on hand and arm signal, smiling after being shot by a Taliban Sniper.

Dom talking and forgetting midway what he was talking about.

Being overtly homoerotic
by Josie2/8 June 7, 2021
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Solar-Vet

A car that runs on solar power.
My 80 year old neighbor let me walk her goose after I purchased my first Solar-Vet.
by Gooske June 11, 2006
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Vetted

Being such a jacked sick kunt that you need to be to be admitted to the vet.
Geez did you see Cooper, that kunt is vetted as fuck
by StaceyPoll November 9, 2020
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