Vertex^2

The badass-est song to date on the popular dancing game In The Groove 2 (ITG2). Currently it is locked and only playable on the course Nightmare. On expert, it is a tough 13 footer. There are hands and "whacked-out" beats throughout the song. Eventually, the song reaches 555bpm with some crazy jump stepping and bullshitting. You'd be lucky to make it through this song alive.

To sum it all up, Vertex^2 will ruin your shit any day of the week.

(see "images" to see what happens when you try to play vertex^2...nubs...)

Hey wanna play vertex^2?
-Yeah, if I really felt like getting fucked in the ass I would.

or...

*fails vertex^2* OH PISS, MY DEAD FUCKING MATH TEACHER?!

or...

OHHHHHH SHIT VERTEX^2 AHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCKING *dead*

by Pags/JAP September 8, 2005

Vertolli

Italian word for short.

Generally these people have a very low sex drive and hate the top shelf.

Dude: Wow look at Liam he is so short!
Gal: He said his Nona keeps telling him one day he wont be so Vertolli.

by TheBearOfSpades May 17, 2018

A verizon guy

-The process of ejaculating into someone's ear, and then asking if they can hear you now.

"My girlfriend is deaf because i showed her A verizon guy."

by luke Finn July 7, 2008

Verizon Droid

The best phone ever in the entire world! Released November 6th, 2009 in the United States and is the result of Motorola, Google and Verizon having a baby. This God of a phone has virtual and physical qwerty keyboards, runs Android 2.0, Google Maps, an AWESOME navigation system, sick web browser, 5mp camera with duel led flash, ability to update mutliple apps at the same time and just about anything that phone can possibly have. Made popular by iDont ads, criticizing the iPhone, which given the features and the fact that its on the best network in the US, it definitely gives the iPhone a run for its money. BUY THIS PHONE!

Speaker 1: whoa dude! you have the sickest phone i think i've ever seen. and it updates soo quickly!
Speaker 2: yes! its the Verizon Droid - the greatest phone ever!

by droido November 6, 2009

trayvon vert

A gay emo meme snapchatter who cannot get girls for his life

look at “trayvon vert” today. he looks so emo.

by nigerfgt420 February 5, 2018

verizon

A large corporation that grossly overcharges you without warning, only for you to find out on the next monthly bill. When you try to call to fix it you are, of course, forwarded to "John in customer service" who is really Akhmed in India.

*with heavy Indian accent* "Hello, this is John from Verizon customer service taking your call. How may I help you?"

"(profanity)..."

by Mike149 May 12, 2007

vertify

the incorrect way of saying verify.

Ty: so you're telling me, after all these years, vertify isn't how it's pronounce?

by neopreo May 31, 2016