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Extreme Vetting

1. Donald Trump's unspecified plan to screen refuges more thoroughly in order to prevent terrorism in the U.S.

2. Republican plan for the 2020 election to weed out potential nominees who have been recorded bragging about sexual assault or who would surely be registered sex offenders if not for expensive lawyers.
Paul Ryan in 2018: "The GOP has implemented an extreme vetting process to prevent a repeat of the 2016 fiasco, and through that process has disqualified R. Kelly for the Republican nomination."
by somepettythug October 13, 2016
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Vending Machine Roulette

Spin around 3 times eyes closed in front of a vending machine and then hit random buttons to see what you will get!
I played vending machine roulette at work today and got a Sparkling Seltzer
by Jimmy Rox May 15, 2015
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Vending Truck

When you don't remember the word food truck you might call it a vending truck because you are stupid.
Ryan "do you see that vending truck"
Someone smarter "idiot it is not called a vending truck"
Everyone with a brain "hahaha idiot"
by It is ja boi June 12, 2018
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vending machine name

Vending Machine Name is when somebody puts the first letter of their name and number behind it
🗣️:“hey gabby what’s your vending machine name”?

👤: my vending machine name is g5
by a3dadonnn_ October 19, 2023
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Filtered vending machine

Any woman who uses filters and angles on the majority of her pics to look doable but in real life she's big, heavy, chock full of unhealthy snacks, might make you happy for a little bit but you're never really satisfied and you'll just be ashamed of yourself later. In some cases the term "catfish" could be used if it wasn't actually the same person in a tweaked pic.
My date turned out to be a "filtered vending machine"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"
by BrigadereCensored November 22, 2018
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Hungarian vending machine

When you take a frozen snickers bar and insert into a woman’s vagina, and then proceed to eat said snickers bar.
“Bro, we had a 4 way with these two Canadian flight attendants last night, they were wild.”

“Oh nice dude! How was it?”

“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”

Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
by DAL to MUC October 25, 2019
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ge0rges_vending_machine

¹ Ge0rges_vending_machine is a George, George's can be very wild at times. However this George (although ze can be in a silly goofy mood at times 🤪) is very respectful: George is very cool.

² Ge0rges_vending_machine is often mistaken for a game, however, currently ge0rges_vending_machine is not a game (it's a work in progress I swear)

³ Ge0rges_vending_machine can also be used as a term for emotion, the emotion is described as "sadness, goofiness and raging firey anger." As mr.good weird explained after alot of research.

⁴ The last definition is someone who is utterly incredible, and amazing and brave for being him, I'm so proud of you George.
¹ "ge0rges_vending_machine is a cool man" Said Manley "I agree, a very cool man" replied Mark.

² "Hey have you got the game ge0rges_vending_machine?" Stated Janice "Janice, for the 342nd time, ge0rges_vending_machine is not a game. Will you ever listen to me? It's hard to forgive you after what you did anyway" replied Marcus.

³ "I'm feeling awfully ge0rges_vending_machine Janice!" Said Marcus "Please tell me what I did I've forgotten." Janice said.

⁴ It's self explanatory really, George is amazing 👍
by TOTALLY NOT AN ALIEN September 4, 2021
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